sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

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did-you-kno:

The original Ghostbusters trailer was a “commerical” with a 1-800 number that led to a recording of Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd. The number reportedly received 1,000 calls an hour, 24 hours a day, for 6 weeks straight. Source

did-you-kno:

The original Ghostbusters trailer was a “commerical” with a 1-800 number that led to a recording of Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd. The number reportedly received 1,000 calls an hour, 24 hours a day, for 6 weeks straight. Source

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vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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bitchyougood:

i would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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